And that’s why Luigi is my favorite.
The Slenderman of the sea.
“Hello, this is ‘Weird’ Al Yankovic, telling you why Top Secret! is the funniest movie ever. (Yes, funnier than Airplane!)”
A little late for Towel Day, but still in that same spirit.
You know how when you start drinking a really thick milkshake, how it’s really hard to get through the straw at first? You have to suck extra hard to get it going, your neck is bulging, your cheeks are sucked in, eyes bugging out. All this effort to get a taste of sweet, delicious milkshake, and you’ll be damned if you pussy out and use a spoon.
Now imagine someone doing that to your dick.